Getting ready for work - not easy

To every lady I have every known

Getting ready for work each day is so much fun
especially when my pantyhose have a run

I have mega clothes or so it seems
but putting an outfit together right is still one of my wildest dreams

I decide on this dress and find out a button is gone
I decide on another one but my slip is too long

So the next outfit I try does not match my brassiere
So I have to find another bra or people will jeer

But hubby did the wash - he was being helpful it seems
but now all my bras are pretty shade of green

So I have to go back to the closest one more time,
to find an outfit that is colored lime

I don’t have an outfit that is any shade of green,
now you see why putting an outfit together is harder than in may seem

So I go back to the closet once again
and try to find an outfit I can fit my behind in

But I finally got myself to work and was just a tad late
But I have decided that wearing jeans and a t-shirt everyday would be great

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