The many reasons I am
Catty Kim

First of all my name is Kim (well not really it is Frances Kimberly but I go by Kim). I am owned by six cats (which makes me catty). I also am sarcastic at times (also makes me catty). My Kimism's (my poetry) are views of my life (and a few of them are catty). My criticisms are definitely catty. I just added the compliments section so that y'all might think that sometimes I can be nice (also maybe the manufacturers of the products that I love might offer to pay me to put an ad for their products on this site) -I guess that would also be catty. But I will never give a compliment to a product I don't like and/ or haven't tried (but maybe if I haven't tried a product and someone offers to send me a free one I will decide if it is worthy for the compliment or criticism part of this site). Oh there I go being catty again.

So should I bore you with more about me?? I am 48 years old, live in Florida, married, and work for a living. My favorite things are: my husband (he designed this page), my cats, good friends, laughter, practical jokes (when they are funny not mean), movies, mystery magazines (older Ellery Queen's being my favorite), eBay (my favorite place to shop), surprises (unless it is an unexpected bill), random acts, cigarettes, coffee, beer and making people laugh at the everyday humor of life.

I hope y'all enjoy this site and the poems, the criticisms, the compliments and the cats and want to tell your friends about this site. But just so y'all know that these items are mine and are under copyright. But, if you are a publisher and want to buy them - please don't hesitate to contact me with a mega bucks offer or a movie deal (Now how is that for catty?).

So if it is poetry you want go to the Kimisms. If you want to listen to me gripe about stuff go to Criticisms. If you want to find out about products I love, people I love and things I love go to Compliments. And if you want to see the cutest cats in the world go to Cats. Yes, I know, you think yours are cuter, but then again this site isn't called catty [insert your name here], now is it??? So since this site is called catty Kim I can say that these are the cutest cats that you have every seen.

Also here is the disclaimer part: The views and opinions listed on this site are mine and mine alone. No one else is responsible for the content of this site other then me and the stupid things and people that make up the moments you laugh about in everyday life. For anyone that I may offend to the point of slander, I invoke comedic licence. After all this site is about humor. If the theme of this site doesn't tickle your fancy, go to your search engine and search for sites for the humor impaired and fuddy duddy's. But if you like it catty stay here, take your shoes off, relax and have a giggle or two.